Sounds like a case of the mondays

[Dr.Oviparous]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a darn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-a_s opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.




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HEHE! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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[nomadbean]

LMAO!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

You left out these...
Want some gum? No really take some gum.
Bathing should happen daily.
I thought when they asked about mental disabilities it was just for bus. purposes, not as a means to hire every single crazy person in this world.
No, I'm sure that was a great joke around the chess team circuit.


Always good for a laugh first thing in the morning thanks Jugg. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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[Dr.Oviparous]

Hehe, got it in an e-mail, I thought it was funny [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

ok, here's a poll, how many rtb'ers are in an office cubical right now (10:00 a.m. my time) [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] kinda reminds me of "office space" [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] sounds like a case of the mondays.........

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"Well, it didn't look like a one horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly!" -Eulisses E McGill