Mysteries of the Universe Explained....

[wino]

Many, many of us have had the experience of working for a boss or bosses that, even though they were as dumb as a bag of hair, made so much more money than we did (or do).

Face it -- if you have even a bit of sense, your potential for income goes down, and the smarter you are, your financial prospects fall exponentially...

You will never make as much money as that dumbsh**t that you work for.

And now, for the first time we have a rigid mathematical proof that explains why this is in fact true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.

If Power x Time = Work
then Work / Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work / Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get:
Work / Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

That is hilarious!!

Awesome
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[Reticu-Lady]

I think it's sad because it is so very true. It really fits where I work. I guess that means I am one of the more knowledgeble ones with the most common sense since I seem to be stuck with the rest of the smart ones in the dungeon at work. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img]
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[roachpunk]

[img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] it all makes sense now!!!. explains my parents cushy jobs.
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[Scootter]

<B>I MUST BE SOME KIND OF FRIGGIN SMART GUY THEN</B> Cause I sure as #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& don't make any money. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img] Either that or I'm as dumb as I think I am and I forgot about my bank account. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] Either way I'm getting screwed.

Scoott [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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