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Got this in the email and thought it was hilarious. Anyone who uses Windows, knows they owe Bill Gates...or do they...
>Bill Gates dies.
>
>"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not
>sure whether to send you to Heaven or #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&! After all, you helped
>society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in
>the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to
>do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide
>where you want to go!"
>
>Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
>between the two?" God said, "You can take a peek at both places
>briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& first?"
>
>"Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
>
>Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear
>waters.
>
>There were thousands of beautiful women running around, laying in
>the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and
>the temperature was just perfect!
>
>Bill said, "This is great! If this is #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
>
>To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went.
>
>Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels
>drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely
>not as enticing as #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment
>and rendered his decision.
>
>"God, I do believe I would like to go to #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&." "As you desire,"
> said God.
>
>Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
>see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall,
>screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
>and tortured by demons. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
>
>Bill responded with anguish and despair. "This is awful! This is
>not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the
>beautiful women playing in the water?"
>
>"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver!"
[addsig]
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