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Old 03-27-2002, 05:59 PM
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I have seen that almost happen in my home town, and it was also a woman. She bent the heck out of the nozzle on the pump and her gas tank filler tube too.
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I wonder how far they got before they realized what happend.
I could imagine driving around all day, then getting out of your car to see that,
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Hahaha!
We have an old nozzle where I work and last week we put it in the owners cars tank like that!
I have no idea if he found it before he drove away or not though! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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Old 03-27-2002, 08:55 PM
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That's a woman driver for you. lmao
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yeah yeah.... but how many WOMEN do you see doing burnouts, brake stands, or racing with the car next to them because the driver gave them a weird look?
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They can't remember to put the nozzle back in the pump, you expect them to be able to perform complicated things like burnouts and racing? C'mon! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> yeah yeah.... but how many WOMEN do you see doing burnouts, brake stands, or racing with the car next to them because the driver gave them a weird look?

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As a matter of fact, I used to drag race a bit my self, burnouts, doughnuts, etc. My favorite thing was to be airborne. No, I have never driven off with a nozzle. But I guess I should be honest. My mother is so easily distracted and confused (yes, blonde)that she once filled her van with diesel fuel. It didn't get far that way, left her stranded and terrified in a very bad section of town after dark. Repairs and cleaning weren't cheap either, and I know the mechanics were laughing behind her back. Sad thing is, she had to force the nozzle because it was shaped differently to try to avoid things like that.
Anyway, if I didn't have kids now, I would still be doing all those things that landed me the occasional 'Exhibition of Speed' tickets. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Got to set a good example, right? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] Although, I did take the girls on a modified mudding trip once. The pasture was full of ice and snow and I had to play in it, I just had too. The kids loved it once they got back off the floorboards. lol [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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LMAO... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

I can see that woman's significant other now &quot;Uh, honey...when you went to get gas...you forgot something.&quot;

&quot;What's that?&quot;

&quot;You forgot to put the nozzle back in the bleeping pump.&quot; [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

Makes me glad to know there are women who can remember to do more complicated stuff, like actually taking the nozzle out and putting it back. *ducks*

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Old 03-27-2002, 11:03 PM
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MAN IF ONLY PAT WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE'S A BETTER REBUTTAL, BECAUSE ALL OF THAT STUFF IS FUN!!!!! I GOT A FORD FOCUS AND I'LL RACE MUSTANGS AND STUFF. EVER SINCE I'VE SEEN FAST AND THE FURIOUS I'VE BEEN ADDICTED TO RACING AND UPGRADING CARS AND STUFF......
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Heh heh, Cap when we go herping we'll line my mustang up against your focus [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] Just for fun though, I couldn't take you money or nothin' [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

It's got a few things done to it [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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Old 03-28-2002, 03:56 AM
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yeah yeah.... but how many WOMEN do you see doing burnouts, brake stands, or racing with the car next to them because the driver gave them a weird look?

What about the lady that passes me going 95 mph (Litaraly) while doing her makeup in the rear view mirror not even looking at the road. I'm not joking here. All she'd need to do is get up a half hour earlier and she wouldn't have this problem. Go figure.........

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Hey, this woman just figures that if she left the nozzle in, she could fill up again on the run.


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