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Old 03-28-2002, 03:52 PM
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Hey Tom, THAT WOULD MAKE A BEAUTIFUL PRESENT. I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY SNAKES AND YOU CAN BUY THAT FOR ME!!!

Hey JUG....you're right about blind older people. Me and my friend were sitting in a coffee shop on Main Street back in my home town in Maine. It was a busy day and we love just watching close call accidents. Anyways, here comes this old 80year old lady in a lincoln continental. WE looked at each other like this is going to be interesting. She's going to parallel park inbetween a jeep cherokee and a saturn I think it was. She starts off good, blinker, waiting for traffic so she starts backing up. WACK!!! Nails the cherokee and just pushes it pack over a foot. Drives forward...WACK pushes the saturn forward almost into the truck in front of that. Back up again to straighten out and hits the cherokee again before finally pulling forward and stopping. LMAO!! She gets out looks at us like..."WHAT??" We were [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] at the same time and she was like [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 03-28-2002, 04:04 PM
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<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> 90 year old blind people that are completly oblivios to their surroundings?!?! </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE>

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Old 03-28-2002, 05:26 PM
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hahha that pic is too funny. Even though I used to street race a few years back I have also done some stupid woman moves. haha One time I was pumping some gas and was so into this fine guy at the other pump that my tank overflowed and I got gas all over my pants. Boy did it burn ...but then I had to try to explain it to my boyfriend at the time when he got back in the car. hahahahaha Oh and that is one HOT looking Lamborghini you have posted there. whewwwww I need a rich man hahaha until then I'll stick with my baby below...
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That, my dear, is a McLaren and only costs about a million dollars...
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what is this woman bashing day?? although the pics were funny! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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thats not a lamborghini? #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&! well whatever it is I like it!!!! hahaha
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:12 PM
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Sorry Sasa, it's weird how the only appropriate things I can post are woman related.... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-28-2002, 06:35 PM
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lol captainmorgan every one up here sucks at driving [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
lol my friends older bro after 1 inch of snow crashed threw someones fence, and nailed the tree in the backyard LOL he slammed the brakes in snow.. even i (i dont drive yet) know not to do that lol. and once when i was going to the rope swing this car was going like 30 mph down the road (little private road) and almost nailed me [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif[/img]
and guess what.. they were all woman! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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I always have said &quot;the easiest way to blind a women is to put a windshield in front of her&quot;.

Course as far as women drivers go I must admit I would like to see Shawna Robinson (Nascar Winston Cup) do well this year.

Karen,
Is the bottom rocker panel molding on your car an aftermarket part? I like the more agressive look it gives them. Also I can't really tell, is that champagne or silver. I always thought my firebird was decent looking, gee thanks now it just looks to plain, lol. Wife wasn't one for T-tops, and I didn't opp for the chrome rims, lol. Oh well.
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Old 03-29-2002, 03:00 AM
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Hey Boacephus... Its silver. It has gold flakes so in the sun it looks gold at certain angles. Oh the panel was on there when I bought the car a couple years ago. And unfortunately I dont have chrome yet it just turned out that way in the pic for some reason. Fingers crossed..... I'm hoping to work on performance at the end of this year. What year is your firebird? Even tho this is my baby I really miss my 92. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif[/img] F-BODIES KICK #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&!
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Ok, Cap,,,, your tryin' to push our buttons! &quot;I just moved mine, HAHA!&quot; That's what a smart Woman does, she 'moves' it! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] I have seen 'MEN' leave the dust rags in the manafold and put the carborator on. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] Imagine that.... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif[/img] They didn't run very long!!!! A Woman, being a detailed person, wouldn't have missed that! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] THIS IS FUN! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] And we had a 64' GTO that went real fast to the market for dinner, way back when there was no traffic like now! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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a 64 GTO.....ohhhhhhhh did I get a little on myself?? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif[/img]
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Refferring back to the original pic: Many years ago I saw a woman drive off with the nozzle still in her tank. Fortunately she caught her error shortly after she pulled the whole pump off its base. I don't know if it was the burst of flame (thank god for auto cut-off) or the grinding noise, but she only made it about 20 feet before she noticed.


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Karen,

Our firebird(wife and mine) is a 2000, silver also. I just couldn't see shelling out the bucks for the Trans-am for the insurance. Sticker price wasn't bad but the upgrade on the ins, wasn't good, lol. Yes, how I agree F-bodies kick. I drive a 89 RS Camaro w/V8. She's got quite a few miles on her and she is really tempermental(jealous of time spent with herps and fishing, lol). I have the plan for her in my head and on paper, now I just need the ducketts. I want to bore and stroke a 350 out to a 391, naturally aspirated engine. If you like third gen f bodies check out thirdgen.org, pretty nice msg board, I sorta see it as the rtb of 3rd gen f-bodies, lol. I'm a bow-tie baby, my first car was a 78 Z28 with a 400ci small block. she was painted pearl white and blacked out all the way around, and had chrome rims. I was pushing around 350hp, lol, my dad used to holler at me all the time, I could leave a double black mark a city block long with a power brake, lol. For some dumb reason I sold it prior to boot camp, I'll see if I can get a pick scanned. My Eleanor(affordable dream car) is a 67-69 Chevelle SS. I think I love the american muscle cars just as much as I do my herps.
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hey! I would love to see a pic!! Especially of the older ones. my favorite style is 1st gen and 3rd. Im in the same boat as you are in that I couldnt afford insurance on a transam so now I plan on trying to modify mine to perform as a transam. Money willing I would like a nice catback exhaust followed by a super charger. And I'm forcing myself to keep it street legal. hahahaha anyways...post some pics!!!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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