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captainmorgan · #1 (**permalink**) 07-24-2002, 02:43 PM

This is a great example of "Did I say that out loud?"

This actually happened at La Tourneau University in July this year.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey. A
blonde female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're
saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" "That's correct,"
responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After
a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The
poor girl's face turned bright red,and as she realized exactly what she had
inadvertently said (or rather implied) she picked up her books without a
word and walked out of class, never to return.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet
because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not
the back of your throat. Have a good day."

Enjoy this one......I would.... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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Seany · #2 (**permalink**) 07-24-2002, 02:57 PM

ROFLMFAO [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
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XzyluM · #3 (**permalink**) 07-24-2002, 07:52 PM

LOL! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] Very funny. Keep them coming.
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Dr.Oviparous · #4 (**permalink**) 07-25-2002, 02:47 AM

hehe. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

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phaedrus · #5 (**permalink**) 07-25-2002, 02:59 AM

Another good one, Cap! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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faze · #6 (**permalink**) 07-25-2002, 03:01 AM

ommfg lmmfao hahahahahahahaha [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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DogVsRaptor · #7 (**permalink**) 07-25-2002, 03:02 AM

A busty blonde in one of my classes fell down the steps in the
lecture hall, rolled a few times, got up like nothing happened only
to realize here skirt was rolled exposing the fact that she had
no panties on. She too walked out, she eventually came back
for the test.
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phaedrus · #8 (**permalink**) 07-25-2002, 03:08 AM

That, also, is a good one Dog. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Did the Busty Blonde fall down because when she looked down she couldn't see the steps? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
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#9 (**permalink**) 07-25-2002, 08:13 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!

Also moving this to humor forum..
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RoyalRazer · #10 (**permalink**) 08-17-2002, 10:41 PM

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trinitywolf · #11 (**permalink**) 08-17-2002, 11:09 PM

[img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] OOPS!!
LMAO!!
So what do you think she told the parents about failing that class? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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Seany · #12 (**permalink**) 08-18-2002, 01:04 AM

seeing how she's not to bright... I guess they must have seen it coming anyway. But don't worry, I'm sure she'll end up with a bill gates and live hapily ever after... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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thomasito · #13 (**permalink**) 08-18-2002, 01:16 AM

LMFAO!!!that's SOO funny!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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savannah_babe · #14 (**permalink**) 08-18-2002, 05:28 AM

roflmfao! that was good...made me laugh..thanks [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] got anymore? lol
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