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HEHE ..Got this one in email...
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS
(or friends/relatives with daughters):
01. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
diapers.
02. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut
the door.
03. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able
to put them all up there.
04. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little
to be out alone.
05. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they
never mature anyway.
06. Men are all the same - they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.
07. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
08. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
09. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest
he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert
for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Send this to 10 Bright Women to make their day!!! And to
a couple of men to really make their day!
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07-10-2002, 05:09 PM
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I see no humor or truth in this. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] You do realize this opens the door the the mens version.
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07-10-2002, 05:17 PM
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Hee hee [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] All sound advice!
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I love it! It's so true!
Of course, my fiance's on this forum and he will see my reply.
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07-10-2002, 05:47 PM
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AWW ED [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cry.gif[/img] We'll cry ya a river ! booohoo LMAO
Go ahead..Bring it on..hahahaha
FYI... I think some male here already placed something on women recently on the site even hehe.
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Maybe some are true but how can you disagree with some of the greats?
Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet,"
--- Robin Williams
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
--- Mae West
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
--- Oscar Wilde
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--- Lewis Grizzard
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07-10-2002, 05:56 PM
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The true penalty for Bigamy....2 mother in laws
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HERE IS ONE FOR THE MEN
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to
the kitchen sink.
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said,
"Dust!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said,"I wish I had your will power."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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07-10-2002, 06:35 PM
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Hehe Only a matter of time. The truth shall set you free. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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Here's one for y'all:
Why are women like buses?
All you have to do is wait. Another one is bound to come along!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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Ok, a few more:
Why are all women like beer bottles?
They are empty from the neck up.
Why did God create women?
Because sheep can't cook.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares? Why is she out of the kitchen?
What do you call a woman with an I.Q. of 10?
Gifted.
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All true Extreme! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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LMAO Lori!!! Ture, so true (most of them anyway)!!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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ummmm...CHAD!! If I ever get to TX I'm kickin yur butt! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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