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[RevMojo]

go here Darwin Awards, then go to the bottom and do a search, using the word "Snake"

Or dont bother with the search and read the rest of it...


PS Thanks, Bensnacks, for reminding me this site was out there
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[Dr.Oviparous]

Thanks rev! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] OMG! did ya read that first one about the &quot;tube snake&quot;? WTF?!?!?! I wonder if that is true. also found these life saving instructions on the site, just in case you are &quot;attacked&quot; by an anaconda.. I guess they are talking about green or yellow [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] <TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> The following excerpt is from the US Government Peace Corps Manual for volunteers working in the Amazon Jungle. It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Related to the boa constrictor, the anaconda is the largest snake species in the world. It grows to thirty-five feet in length and weighs 300 to 400 pounds.

1. If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs tight against one another.

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will begin to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic.

6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet end - always from the feet end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic!

7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.

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[Seany]

That way too funny. Thanks for the link.
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[phaedrus]

#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^& proxy server...I can't get there. I'll have to wait 'til I get home. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_evil.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_frown.gif[/img]
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[Woapalanne]

When I saw the Recent Topics, it was this:

Ladies
For a good time
A shot of JuliusSqeezin noone wants to see!

I died laughing before I cliked this thread!
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[XzyluM]

Hahaha. Good one Rev.
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[Ophiophagus-hannah]

Cute site! Thanks for sharing it!
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[bensnacks]

[img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] Do you think that technique would work on scrub
pythons over here,Juggs?? [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
And Rev. thankyou for the jambalaya recipe off
your site I'll be knockin' it up for lunch tomorrow we're
having company .It better be good!!!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
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[RevMojo]

Ben...let me know if it comes out alright...I kinda guessed as to measurements...I sort of wing it when I'm in the kitchen...so far it's always worked out for the best. I've made some delicious mistakes. just puttin ya on...no worries about the jambalaya...anything I've put up on the site I've actually tested the recipe according to the recipe...

Woapalanee...funny how that worked out... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]


hope I remember that anaconda bit in case I ever need it

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