Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, there was a terrible blizzard. They pulled
into a huge and well-maintained nearby farm and asked the attractive lady
who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it is terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
to
myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the
weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that
it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend. He was almost in shock when he thought about what the attorney
had said.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm where we stayed on our ski holiday up
North?"
Bob said, "Yes, of course, I do."
Then Jack said, "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go
up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?",Jack
asked.
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.
Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
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(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day
9 months later
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