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Old 07-17-2005, 09:32 PM
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Talking the plot

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning,
FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
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That was a good one. LOL

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I dont get it?
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I dont get it?
He saved his old man the trouble of plowing the garden by lying to get the agents to do the work.
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He saved his old man the trouble of plowing the garden by lying to get the agents to do the work.
Oh yeah ... I get it lmao its a good one!
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that was trully funny. what a way to get around digging up the ground for a garden LMAO
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