Top 10 last words said by guys in red shirts (star trek)
10. *Ugh!*
9. Captain, I think I have a solution to all our problems.
8. Where's that sound coming from?
7. I love you --enter any name--
6. My tricorder is reading life forms, sir.
5. There appears to be a transporter malfunction.
4. What's that blob?
3. Gee, what a pretty flower pod.
2. Hmm... I seem to have lost the rest of the landing party.
1. I think we've found a paradise planet, Captain.
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Top 10 phrases you've never heard on the enterprise:
10. Space... It's really, really big.
9. Sir, it's the Imperial Death Star!
8. You shall be punished for the crimes of humanity. Especially the 1970's.
7. Dang! Nothing worse than a Klingon fart!
6. Data. Data, you're drooling.
5. This is Captain Kangaroo of the starship Makebelieve.
4. Captain, it appears to be a planet. A planet of... apes.
3. We bartenders have an understanding of people. I call mine
Guinanchology.
2. Wassup G? -- That's Q!
1. Sheesh! It's those geeks from Babylon 5 again!
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Ok, so not to seem like a total trekkie.. here is something else cute
THE BEER PRAYER
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever
SMILE!
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