redneck jokes

[strikerratt]

Question: How long does it takes a redneck to eat road kill?
Answer: It depends on how heavy the traffic is

Question: What do you call a Redneck with 6 sheep?

Answer:A pimp
Question What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

Answer One way or the other someone is losing their trailer
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?

There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck

[chrispaine]

hah nice

[strikerratt]

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

biting into an apple and finding half a worm