guy speak

[reptilemama]

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."


"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."


"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"


"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.


"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."


"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."


"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD." Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."


"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"


"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."


"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES." Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."


"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."


"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."


"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."


"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"


"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."


"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE" Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."


"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."


I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

[lethargiic]

roflmao.!!!

[schmelkdog]

Just makes me think of the "I'm thirsty" conversation from White Men Can't Jump.

[buck2003]

Lmao, many a true word spoken in jest!!!

[smellati]

"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

Dude that is soo me.

[JuliusSqueezer]

Originally Posted by smellati

"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

Dude that is soo me.

That is so my son. .."Dad do we have any mayonaise?" In the fridge Rob... ..."Where? I don't see it" ....In the fridge Rob. "I'm looking in the fridge...it's not in here!!!" ya know...God forbid the kid actually have to move a milk jug to find the mayonaise.

[Reptscue]

[lethargiic]

brad does that to me and vice versa..but the thing is when he's looking for stuff it's usually in front of his face...

and yes brad u are blind as a bat... n dont be saying that im worse because im not the one loses their keys all the time.