my sister sent me this!
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
>> sweetest
>> little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
>> keep
>> widdle wabbits?"?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
>> he's
> on
>> her level and asks,
>>
>>
>> "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
>> wabbit,
>>
>>
>> or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
>> knees,
>> leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my
>> python
>> weally cares."
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