things to do on an elevator

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1. One word: Flatulence!

2. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

3. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

4. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

5. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

11. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "Ive got new socks on!"

12. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

13. Meow occassionally.

14. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

15. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

16. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

17. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

18. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You are one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

19. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

20. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

21. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

22. Lean against the button panel.

23. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

24. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

25. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

26. Bring a chair along.

27. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?

28. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long string.

29. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

30. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.