911 calls

mark5019 · #1 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 02:43 PM

Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Hi, is this the Police?
Dispatcher: This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering, does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the Fire Department could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but! I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir! , an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

SoberGuy · #2 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 06:16 PM

LMAO. I love the last one.

mark5019 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 06:16 PM

me 2 lol

CheshireCat · #4 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 06:36 PM

marvellous

SoberGuy · #5 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 06:38 PM

Unfortunately this is the only thread I can pull up.... At least it's funny!

snakemann6 · #6 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 08:30 PM

those were great...i wonder was the last one my cousin...lmao....just kidding....

pathfinder36 · #7 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoberGuy

Unfortunately this is the only thread I can pull up.... At least it's funny!

Yea, what's going on with the site???

pathfinder36 · #8 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 08:36 PM

Actually, I seem to be able to pull up anything that was posted today, but nothing prior. I also can't create a new thread or pull up half the forums... very odd. Any who, quite funny Mark.

louise · #9 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 09:26 PM

did anyone find out what is going on with the site?

SoberGuy · #10 (**permalink**) 03-31-2005, 10:02 PM

Looks to me like it's fixed....

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