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Funny joke I found
A man was sitting in his easy chair and reading the paper, when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him over the head with a rolled-up magazine.
"Ouch! What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for a piece of paper in your shirt pocket with the name of Mary Lou written on it!" she replied.
"Two weeks ago, when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said, "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later, he was watching the ball game on television, when his wife walked up behind him and hit him over the head again, but this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse just called!!!!"
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