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Old 06-05-2002, 02:34 PM
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I was with a friend at the Sports Authority and was introduced to a friend who had 3 ball Pythons... He seemed nice and asked for advice as he didn't know a lot (wanted to use heat rocks) at some point he mentioned thinking of feeding them rabbits!!! So, surprised as #$%^&#$%^&#$%^&#$%^&, (never heared of a Ball Python get that big) I yelled a little too loudly in the middle of the store
"wait, how big are your balls?"
LOL, the whole store just froze and turned around... true classic moment! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]
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Old 06-05-2002, 02:36 PM
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btw. I explained the whole meal size thing and girth... back to small rats it is

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OMG, that's hilarious!!! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

it would have been better to post that in the "Just Talk" forum, as this place is for selling stuff, but one of the admins will move it...
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Old 06-05-2002, 03:40 PM
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LMAO!!
[ J..actually the reptile humor forum is more like it hehe.. moving it now....]
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<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE> actually the reptile humor forum is more like it hehe.. moving it now....]
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Beat ya to it! See, cable IS faster! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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Yeah I moticed that.. Couldn't for the life of me find the humor forum on the list to change it to [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] So I hit the back button and it had already been done [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] NOO Cable is not faster..you just got to it before me is all.lol
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Hehe! Yes it is!

Your story reminded me of something that my girl did once in a market.
She was singing the 'picking up a baby bumble bee ' song under her breath and when she got to the 'ouch it stung me' verse, she screamed &quot;OUCH!!!&quot; as loudly as she could!
Unfortunately, I was surrounded by other customers that gave me some real mean looks cause they thought I had done something to her....
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Okay not reptile related but eddie reminded me of something. One day me and the wife were going to pick up a few items from walmart. Well, on the way there we stopped at McD's for some of that delicious to go food. You know those nefty little stickers on some of the sandwiches that say&quot;hot and fresh&quot; or something to that effect. Being the funny guy I am I stuck the sticker on my wife, not just on her shoulder either, but below the belt, LOL. Guess who forgot to take it off. yep the wife walked around with a hot and fresh sticker on her.....well.....you know.
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You crack me up! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] There's always some sort of jokes to make when it comes to balls.
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OMG thats so funny..........and embarrasing! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
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what did your wife do?
I was at Walmart buying baby food for my sugar gliders. I commented on how expensive the food was and how the little things almost aren't worth the cost of food not even thinking to tell the lady I was talking to that I was talking about Sugar Gliders and not a kid I also said something about feeding once a day and a cage. She went off on me she was going to call the social services and I couldn't figure out what was wrong with this lady she was yelling and following me around the store asking for my name. When I explained she just got mad and walked away.
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