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new babies!!
12-02-2008 12:11 AM
Today 07:24 AM
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01-31-2005, 12:58 AM
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Women only
Thought you ladies might like this...
Men are Like...
...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
...government bonds
they take so long to mature.
...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
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01-31-2005, 01:20 AM
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ROTFLOL Yup - that's them alright! *giggles*
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01-31-2005, 01:32 AM
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lol. i bet every guy on RTB has peeked at this and want to comment. they are to scared to get busted though. lmao
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01-31-2005, 02:04 AM
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if it were a men only post the list would go on forever.
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01-31-2005, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by AnAcOnDaMaN
if it were a men only post the list would go on forever.
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lol. you are probably right. |
01-31-2005, 01:30 PM
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Who's afraid to get busted? Yall just been around the wrong men. (edited)
Last edited by JuliusSqueezer : 01-31-2005 at 03:08 PM.
Reason: Keep it clean folks
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01-31-2005, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by crush
Who's afraid to get busted? Yall just been around the wrong men. (edited)
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haha no it's the other way around my dear...trust me on this, i know.
Last edited by JuliusSqueezer : 01-31-2005 at 03:09 PM.
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01-31-2005, 03:55 PM
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It works both ways. But I realized after I wrote that, That I probably shouldnt have and will get yelled at for it. Forgot about the whole rated G thing.
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01-31-2005, 04:49 PM
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come on ladies. title something women only and expect we wont look? thats like telling the kids to stay out of the candy and then leave the room. color me busted and not afraid.
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01-31-2005, 05:25 PM
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I've never been compared to a mini-skirt before but for some reason it made me smile.
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01-31-2005, 05:29 PM
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