Words a man should know the meaning of.

[muzixman]

FINE:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game/play on the computer before helping around the
house.

NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually ! end in
"Fine".

GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS:
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

[louise]

lmao

[garrett]

hahahahah funny

[pathfinder36]

That was a crack up!

[farmergirl]

too funny and so true I am printing this one out and handing it to the hubby when he gets home from work.