Passing Time At WalMart

[EyeOfTheStorm]

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR WIFE IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last but not least ................

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[CC]

ROFLMAO...I might just have to try some of that.

[nycsfinezt61189]

Originally Posted by EyeOfTheStorm

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

LOL. That is some of the funniest stuff I ever heard. Number 10 reminds of a George Carlin skit where he says:

Go into a gun shop, buy a gun, and buy some ammunition, then ask if they have any ski masks...

[xxxjustinxxx]

dude, that is almost the most hilarious stuff i ever seen..lol

[michaelman25]

ROTFLMAOWPIMP those are awsome i love the jokes about the guns

[BWSmith]

I like going into a gun shop and asking if they will sell me ONE bullet.

[lethargiic]

lol i remember seeing that before..now you know you're really really bored when you do stuff like that in walmart..

thou the M&M thing didn't fly too well in the layaway department when i did that. but the look on their faces is just classic!

[nycsfinezt61189]

One of the best and funniest things i ever did at a store was bring a small table and chair into the dressing room. I set it up so that it looked like an office. Then whenever someone came in, i asked: "Pardon me, but do you have an appointment". Try it. The various reactions you get from people is awesome.

[savannah_babe]

thats funny..ive seen some of them before, but never could get up the guts to do them...lol

[michaelman25]

why they can't arrest you for stuff like that