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03-08-2008, 02:16 AM
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Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Our lovely, scrumptious and personable Stargazer has agreed to donate a body massage to the auction to benefit Natas and RTB.
I cannot imagine a greater and more satisfying luxury that to have your tensions and troubles kneaded away by someone so intelligent and beautiful.
Bidding for this special auction will start at $25.
Because of the geographical distances where the auction winner may not live in the same area as Star, we are permitting the winner 6 months to collect.
This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity for some very lucky person, and in addition, it is a benefit auction so you don't have to feel guilty about bidding for this hedonistic delight!
YouTube - Cat gives Deep Tissue Massage
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03-08-2008, 02:26 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Oh good lord, that's quite a creative name for the thread, Lucille. lol
You may want to mention to the folks that I am actually a certified massage therapist. P.S. Will you be my PR agent?
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03-08-2008, 02:31 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
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Only if I get luscious massages in return, lol.  I have to thank you for donating your professional services here, we are lucky to have you.
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03-08-2008, 02:32 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
"professional services"...  Is this Nevada?
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03-08-2008, 02:33 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Uh, yeah, you will have to bid a little higher than $25 for THOSE services!! ha ha ha
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03-08-2008, 02:34 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
I'll open with $25.
*looks around for LdyDrgn and ducks*
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03-08-2008, 02:35 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
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I'll open with $25.
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Even though you can ninja my post...I'm still quoting it for posterity. 
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03-08-2008, 02:35 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
I also teach therapeutic massage for couples and family members, if you would like to visit as a couple!
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03-08-2008, 02:39 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
I have $25, 25, 25......who will give me 30 for a personal massage from this beautiful certified therapist. Think of how good you are going to feel when those expert hands get through massaging your tense muscles, aaahhhh, the luxury of it......
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03-08-2008, 02:46 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
The thought of this wonderful massage had me so confuzzled that I even forgot to put the end date on; this is a one week auction and will end next Friday at 7PM
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03-08-2008, 02:51 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
What, it isn't another birthday present for me? oh poo....
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03-08-2008, 02:56 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
lols @ ldydrgn!
too funny.
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03-08-2008, 03:01 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
...so who's massaging my plums?
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03-08-2008, 03:08 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Pony up the winning bid first, sweetie
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03-08-2008, 04:14 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
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03-08-2008, 04:14 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
I removed the pics. I will look for some better ones.
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Last edited by Stargazer; 03-08-2008 at 04:26 AM.
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03-08-2008, 04:34 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
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I removed the pics. I will look for some better ones.
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03-08-2008, 04:35 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Kobi, can I borrow some of your pics to put up? lol
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03-08-2008, 05:22 AM
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Go google yourself!
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Okay, I will PM them to you so you can copy them here lol
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03-08-2008, 05:25 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
You're gorgeous too, Star!!! How about an autographed pic of you as an option? I can't see getting to Denver soon enough to collect the prize.
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