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03-08-2008, 02:16 AM
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Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Our lovely, scrumptious and personable Stargazer has agreed to donate a body massage to the auction to benefit Natas and RTB.
I cannot imagine a greater and more satisfying luxury that to have your tensions and troubles kneaded away by someone so intelligent and beautiful.
Bidding for this special auction will start at $25.
Because of the geographical distances where the auction winner may not live in the same area as Star, we are permitting the winner 6 months to collect.
This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity for some very lucky person, and in addition, it is a benefit auction so you don't have to feel guilty about bidding for this hedonistic delight!
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03-08-2008, 02:26 AM
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Hijack THIS!
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Oh good lord, that's quite a creative name for the thread, Lucille. lol
You may want to mention to the folks that I am actually a certified massage therapist. P.S. Will you be my PR agent?
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03-08-2008, 02:31 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
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Will you be my PR agent?
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Only if I get luscious massages in return, lol.  I have to thank you for donating your professional services here, we are lucky to have you.
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03-08-2008, 02:32 AM
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I don't say please
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
"professional services"...  Is this Nevada? |
03-08-2008, 02:33 AM
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
Uh, yeah, you will have to bid a little higher than $25 for THOSE services!! ha ha ha
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03-08-2008, 02:34 AM
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Your Sick Uncle Morti.
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Re: Your plums will tingle just thinking about it
I'll open with $25.
*looks around for LdyDrgn and ducks*
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03-08-2008, 02:35 AM
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I don't say please
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