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Re: The Useless Large Thread... Part II
Congrats on the wee one Sakara!
Oh my gosh ya'll, I had a day. My pain in the rear retic only wants to eat pre-killed. So Husband brings home a rat today. Only this was some kind of a demon rat or something. I should have known I was in for it when he told me to get a glove before I opened the box. But no, I'm all like "Pfft, I can handle a rat" and so I open the box and the thing LEAPS out of it at my face. I dodge it like the matrix and scream and off it scurries under the bookshelf.
20 minutes later everything in my living room is piled in the center of the floor, I'm standing on a chair brandishing a boot, Husband is chasing it from one end of the room to the other, the useless cat is hiding under the bed, and the dog got overexcited and pooed on the floor. My buddy shows up and is sucked into the madness. He's in the house for 10 seconds before the rat runs across his feet and I get to watch him do the "Oh my god rat just touched me" dance.
We finally trapped it under a bowl and the snake got his dinner. But good lord, when someone tells you a rat is crazy just take them at their word. We're now going to refer to this as The Grand Rat Fiasco of 2010.
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