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Re: Funny (appropriate) Jokes
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze
class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and
informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at
this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is
especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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