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StopStaringAtMe.. you lie..
Girls cant drink!.. Its the same scenario over and over again... first they show up...heh
Then, you start mixing them a drink... repeat.... repeat again etc...
Then, they start getting all loud, and really really hyper... then you mix'em another..
Then, they start getting clumsy, and act like their arms and heads weight 100 pounds (have to sling'em around kind of).... then you mix'em a few more...
Next thing you know they go out to to smoke a cigarette and pass out on the front deck in the freezing cold,...
Actually this one time me and my brother had some people over. Drinks got made and uh, "things" got smoked and this really really annoying girl named Brahwin... Im not making that up... got WAAAY past her limit and passed out on the couch and my bud chris was trying to feed her a sub roll so she would die. He thought hed be funny and held a glass of Jack Daniels up to her nose and told her to take a big sniff... Needless to say she puked all over the couch and the floor... I talked my brother into cleaning it up tho so its all good as far as Im concerned..
Now that I think about it.. I probably shouldnt hit the "submit" button... [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
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