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Q-How do I measure my snake? It just will NOT stretch out for me...
A-The easiest way to measure a snake is to use the duct tape feeding method.
Step 1 Place your snake on a linoleum floor.
Step 2 Duct tape the tip of the snakes tail to the linoleum surface.
Step 3 Blind fold the snake.
Step 4 Accurately guesstimate the approximate length of the snake and duct tape a live food item to the same floor, just beyond the reach of the snake.
Step 5 Un-blindfold the snake, point at the food item and in a lively, exited voice, say " Looky, there it is!"
Step 6 At the moment of full stretch, measure the snake quickly and repeatedly with a one foot ruler.
Accuracy is Guaranteed!
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In my best Tom Bodett (Motel 6) voice.
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