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REASONS WHY REPTILES ARE BETTER THAN SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
1. They bite you when you mess up, then drop the matter. No week long arguments.
2. They don't talk back.
3. They never ask where you've been
4. They don't mind if you play with another snake.
5. They only make you buy them dinner twice a month.
6. They never take the remote.
7. They don't complain if you put on weight.
8. They don't hog the covers
9. They don't complain if you get cold and turn the heater to 80.
10. They don't mess up the house.
I hope you enjoy these reasons, and feel free to add on your silly reasons reptiles are better. [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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