The Mustelid Mind
How the Ferret brain really works
by F.A. Hoffman
Hide your treats because someone largerthan you may be near.
Steal first. Ask questions later.
When in doubt, run away.
Never look as if you understood the question.
No shoe hidden can stand to be alone, so hide its match too.
Noise is for fun. Generate lots.
A good plant is a dead plant-or at least one that has been removed from it's pot.
Never trip anyone who can fall directly on you.
Beg for treats. It's fun to see how quickly the humans can be trained.
Aim for the coffee table---you might make it!
Never eat today what can be saved to gather ants later.
A chance to play is a chance to poop outside your bedroom.
Be happy. Don't worry.
Walk low and carry a long tail.
Here is Bandette being nosey again! [img]modules/Forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
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