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i think the only way to address the problem effectively is to pass a law that says purpotrators of snake killings will have their arms cut off.
yes, it may seem harsh, but i think it's fair. once the arms have been removed the legs must be bound together.
once the legs are securely bound they must then wiggle their way through a pit of glass and extremely spikey cactuses whilst the worst non hits of abba are played at 500DB.
oh, then someone yells SNAKE! and cuts their heads off.
this i will make law if you make me president. promise.
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